This past week, I’ve been rushed off my feet, I’m in that annoying limbo stage where I’m wiring out my notice for one job while I’ve started my new job so basically I’m always working. Which strangely doesn't bother me as much as I thought it might. However my current lack of time for anything has left me noticing some huge markets for some very specific merchandise
Firstly I think someone really needs to get off his or her arse and invent a stopwatch that stops time. Bernard had one so why can't I? For those of you who don't get that reference Bernard was a kid who had a watch that could stop time in a TV show from the 90's it was imaginatively titled 'Bernard's Watch', it was kind of awesome. If anyone knows where I can get one of these, please contact me!
Secondly I think its about time someone came out with a morning routine in a pot, like some kind of thingy-ma-bobber that you open and 30 seconds later you’re washed, dressed and presentable enough to walk out the door, the deluxe model should also hand you a cup of coffee (I'd pay more for coffee but wouldn't be all?). Would much prefer to do it this way so I wouldn't have to wake up stupidly early and I can't be the only one?
Lastly I believe that it's crucially important that someone makes a real FLDSMDFR or The Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator for those of you who are not familiar with the work of genius that is 'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs'. This is an awesome machine that makes any kind of food that you wish and in 'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2' it creates living food or 'Foodimals' which are just amazing! I want a Watermelophant!
If any of you guys create this stuff I want a cut of the profits for being your grumpy inspiration.
Firstly I think someone really needs to get off his or her arse and invent a stopwatch that stops time. Bernard had one so why can't I? For those of you who don't get that reference Bernard was a kid who had a watch that could stop time in a TV show from the 90's it was imaginatively titled 'Bernard's Watch', it was kind of awesome. If anyone knows where I can get one of these, please contact me!
Secondly I think its about time someone came out with a morning routine in a pot, like some kind of thingy-ma-bobber that you open and 30 seconds later you’re washed, dressed and presentable enough to walk out the door, the deluxe model should also hand you a cup of coffee (I'd pay more for coffee but wouldn't be all?). Would much prefer to do it this way so I wouldn't have to wake up stupidly early and I can't be the only one?
Lastly I believe that it's crucially important that someone makes a real FLDSMDFR or The Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator for those of you who are not familiar with the work of genius that is 'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs'. This is an awesome machine that makes any kind of food that you wish and in 'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2' it creates living food or 'Foodimals' which are just amazing! I want a Watermelophant!
If any of you guys create this stuff I want a cut of the profits for being your grumpy inspiration.