Firstly I think someone really needs to get off his or her arse and invent a stopwatch that stops time. Bernard had one so why can't I? For those of you who don't get that reference Bernard was a kid who had a watch that could stop time in a TV show from the 90's it was imaginatively titled 'Bernard's Watch', it was kind of awesome. If anyone knows where I can get one of these, please contact me!
Secondly I think its about time someone came out with a morning routine in a pot, like some kind of thingy-ma-bobber that you open and 30 seconds later you’re washed, dressed and presentable enough to walk out the door, the deluxe model should also hand you a cup of coffee (I'd pay more for coffee but wouldn't be all?). Would much prefer to do it this way so I wouldn't have to wake up stupidly early and I can't be the only one?
Lastly I believe that it's crucially important that someone makes a real FLDSMDFR or The Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator for those of you who are not familiar with the work of genius that is 'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs'. This is an awesome machine that makes any kind of food that you wish and in 'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2' it creates living food or 'Foodimals' which are just amazing! I want a Watermelophant!
If any of you guys create this stuff I want a cut of the profits for being your grumpy inspiration.