If any of you read my wonderful friend Emma's brilliant blog, 'Things I Like Tuesday' (http://www.fairytaleasylum.com/) you have excellent taste! But that’s all way too fairy gets the candyfloss and a unicorn (happy) for me. Bring on sarcastic, discontent! I have decided to take it upon my self to save us all from this terrible chirpiness with, drum roll please, 'Monday Rants'.
Ever felt like the world sucks and should just F**k off on a Monday? Well I, myself feel this way on a weekly basis so I sympathize!
I'm not all doom and gloom but some things just get to me. We all have our little dislikes so I have decided to inflict some of mine on your! Aren't you lucky?
Writing this blog has highlighted to me how many dislikes I have (yes I’m really that much of a sour faced cow!), and choosing the most pressing one is so difficult! But after a brilliant night out it came to me! What I really dislike this Monday is Sleazy Club Gropers!
Ever felt like the world sucks and should just F**k off on a Monday? Well I, myself feel this way on a weekly basis so I sympathize!
I'm not all doom and gloom but some things just get to me. We all have our little dislikes so I have decided to inflict some of mine on your! Aren't you lucky?
Writing this blog has highlighted to me how many dislikes I have (yes I’m really that much of a sour faced cow!), and choosing the most pressing one is so difficult! But after a brilliant night out it came to me! What I really dislike this Monday is Sleazy Club Gropers!
We all know who these people are, the ones that walk up to you while your innocently yapping or dancing with your friends and try to place their gross gropery hands all over you or if your really 'lucky' like myself you may have had one of them attempt to stick their head down your top (he may have gone away with a black-eye ... just saying).
How is this ok? I don't know about you but I actively hate being felt up by strangers. What gives them the right to touch me or anyone else? Fair play you’re drunk but please go inflict yourself on someone that’s interested! Am I really alone in hating this?
When did it become unacceptable to go out and have a laugh without getting overly friendly attention? And yet they seem to take insult to me grinding the heel of my shoe into their foot or punching them into their slimy face (not that I’d ever do these things). It just seems bizarre to me that this is a socially accepted norm.
What are your pet hates?
How is this ok? I don't know about you but I actively hate being felt up by strangers. What gives them the right to touch me or anyone else? Fair play you’re drunk but please go inflict yourself on someone that’s interested! Am I really alone in hating this?
When did it become unacceptable to go out and have a laugh without getting overly friendly attention? And yet they seem to take insult to me grinding the heel of my shoe into their foot or punching them into their slimy face (not that I’d ever do these things). It just seems bizarre to me that this is a socially accepted norm.
What are your pet hates?