Like me do you often wonder what everyone else is on? I hope so, because then I’m not alone =)
I have dyslexia so my head is meant to work a little differently but it often occurs to me that utter lunatics surround me! Lunatics who often claim to be normal (always a sign of abnormality). I cant be that mucked up surely? Can I?
As a teenager I struggled to understand the stupid social system that many of my classmates so desperately wanted to fit into not seeing the point in trying to be someone I thought other folk wanted me to be and this is something that has stood me in good stead as an adult. My family took great care to make me just fucked up enough that I would be interesting and able to adapt to the weirdness of life (it's very important to not go to far on this)
I still occasionally struggle with a certain talent known as tact. In recent years I have learned it's not ok to hand a bottle of deodorant to a friend who has not asked for it and that enquiring if a strangers child was planned (purely out of curiosity) is similarly frowned upon. Oh and comparing your best friend to a very expensive prostitute is apparently not a quirky complement (who knew?).
Before ending this post I would like to clarify that I am not a total bitch I did all these things with out putting them through enough internal thought screening (I often have this problem) but with the best of intentions! Maybe next time I’ll be able to stop myself. But you can always count on me for the truth.
As a teenager I struggled to understand the stupid social system that many of my classmates so desperately wanted to fit into not seeing the point in trying to be someone I thought other folk wanted me to be and this is something that has stood me in good stead as an adult. My family took great care to make me just fucked up enough that I would be interesting and able to adapt to the weirdness of life (it's very important to not go to far on this)
I still occasionally struggle with a certain talent known as tact. In recent years I have learned it's not ok to hand a bottle of deodorant to a friend who has not asked for it and that enquiring if a strangers child was planned (purely out of curiosity) is similarly frowned upon. Oh and comparing your best friend to a very expensive prostitute is apparently not a quirky complement (who knew?).
Before ending this post I would like to clarify that I am not a total bitch I did all these things with out putting them through enough internal thought screening (I often have this problem) but with the best of intentions! Maybe next time I’ll be able to stop myself. But you can always count on me for the truth.
Please tell me there are other functioning dysfunctional adults out there?
If you feel you fit the right broken mold then please contact me =)
We could form a society and take over the world!
...
Just a suggestion.
If you feel you fit the right broken mold then please contact me =)
We could form a society and take over the world!
...
Just a suggestion.