However being in such a bad mood has paid off and I am ready to rant!
This week’s subject? The Disease Spreader!
I was a perfectly healthy and happy, none mucus incrusted woman just a few days ago and then I felt the need for human company, my crucial mistake. Of all the wonderfully interesting and somewhat annoyingly upbeat people I know I had to decide to socialize with my wee sister! She is currently studying childcare and has a placement at a local primary school so she shall now be referred to as the diseased one. While I am fond of a few children I do tend to avoid them on mass in order to avoid these sticky, loud, demanding, high pitched and unreasonable creatures. They also seem to carry a unique mixture of misery inducing illnesses and bugs, which as you can imagine makes them, even more appealing.
Charlotte (the diseased one) has become a regular source of disgusting bugs over the past few months and despite my highly accurate and well presented argument to have her placed in an isolation bubble she is still at large. Beware of any freakishly tall teenagers with a permanent look of exasperated displeasure! They are most likely harboring the means to render you snotty!